WHAT’S MY NAME
(PART 2)
Wow.
You guys came up with some great options for my new name. There were so many to choose from, it gave me a headache. At least I think that’s what caused it. So I decided to leave the final choice to you all. The finalists are:
The Bone Doctor (Bone Doc, for short): He’s licensed to thrill.
Crankjaw the Unbroken: Born in the chalk pits, raised by iron, and fed nothing but Skull Smash and PR's. You don't choose him. He chooses violence.
Crusher: He’s often depicted with bone fragments all around him.
Mangle: Well, because Fracture seemed too obvious, Basilar sounded cool, but is the lower portion of the skull and not where the bats are hitting. Mangle seemed like it could be used as a name and also is what he is- mangled.
Skull Splitter: It’s aggressive, memorable, and perfectly aligned with a brand of selling intense sports aromas. It’s not just a mascot name—it’s a mentality.
Yorick: "To be a boss or not to be? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer mediocrity. Or to take a deep breath of Skull Smash and crush a new PR." —Hamlet
You can vote below and we’ll announce the winner on Tuesday, April 8, 2025. Thanks!
THE MOAB IS BACK!
IT'S BACK! The MOAB (Mother Of All Bottles)!!
If you're extreme enough, it's ONE GALLON...SIX POUNDS of the original Skull Smash formula...enough to get you through the CRAZIEST training sessions, the LONGEST power meets, and the HEAVIEST strength events!
WARNING: Skull Smash isn't responsible for any property damage resulting from use of the MOAB!
SKULL SMASH RELAUNCH ANNOUNCEMENT
We are beyond excited to announce that we have collaborated with Steve Welch to take over Skull Smash. We are relaunching the company as SKULL SMASH SPORTS SCENTS. We are committed to continuing the commitment to excellence in products and in service that Steve has done such a great job of building up over the past 9 years. To ensure this happens, Steve has agreed to stay on as our advisor in this new stage of the company’s growth.
OUR MERCH IS BACK!
Come check it out!!
